Ask Lottie Steamchester!
Dear Lottie, I have a problem.
My brother is on death row in Sing Sing. My mother died from insanity in a metal
health home when I was three years old. My twin sisters are prostitutes and my father
is doing life for selling narcotics. I'm a model railroader and recently met this
wonderful woman who has just been released from an institution where she was serving
time for smothering her illegitimate child. My problem is this; Should I tell her
that I model in HO scale?
Signed, Stan Dingproud
Dear Stan,
I would switch to S scale if I were you, then tell your true love the good news.
Oh, I'd suggest that you start sleeping with one eye open!